To all the single girls out there asking where all the decent guys are... They're in the friend zone right where you left them.

Humidity is God's way of telling women they spent too much time on their hair this morning.

RT @kimdotcom Print guitars not guns. Make love not war. Use #Mega not Dropbox.

so apparently the #girlsgetunreal hashtag is not about girls playing unreal tournament... there goes my night.

dear @theanonymousdj , It is your birthday. How you managed to live so long and not get killed due to your comments is beyond me but grats.

You know a story is going to be good when it starts off with "so a bunch of china men...."

The only reason I want a girl to come with me to the movies, is so she can sneak my drink into the theatre in her purse.

just saw that @jordyshorty123 is following me... best day ever!

PlayStation Network down for up to two days. http://is.gd/wgYJxx via @napalmriotnews #games #PSN #sony #playstation

@youranonnews German Company creates device to shoot down drones  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-20944726 …

@reddit is down, in other news global productivity is up 150%

Apparently it is a bad thing to play video games. #supportColleenLachowicz

On a happy note, come listen to @theanonymousdj http://t.co/gYBzANLc

@theanonymousdj sounds like neverland ranch

Some of my best thoughts happen either on the toilet or in the shower.

@anjayymichelle aye gurl you crazay

Want me to take your website seriously? don't have articles filled with bad spacing and misspellings.

@insanelygaming just embrace it

@insanelygaming all i heard is "i have an addiction"

@insanelygaming its really creepy, do it!