@brokenlife's (Karyn J) most faved Tweets...
Mark Wahlberg's expression of concern, confusion, and fear are all Very Convincing. And all the same.
5 y/o just observed "You're wearing no pants, I'm wearing no shirt." ......I think we might be white trash?
When did tampon wrappers start dispensing advice and even worse, when did I start taking it? Today's gem: Stop stressing, start focusing.
5 y/o came home from kindergarten, stripped off his Luke Skywalker costume and is now pants-less. If only he could tweet...
I can walk as cool as Britney Spears in her "Radar" video. But only at home. With absolutely no one watching. And no pants.
Lego store today-10 y/o is adding on a dormitory to his terrorist training facility. Also a bathroom.
You know it's a good day when you wake up, spend the day in, and go to sleep in the same clothes. .....(i.e. PAJAMAS)
Can't decide what the highlight of my day was...the coffee, the antibiotics, the fact that Caillou will be over in 20 minutes or the pizza.
I recommend not looking into things you *really* kind of sorta want to know, but really DON'T. Misery follows.
I find it a tiny bit troubling that my coffee from Caribou costs more than a greasy sandwich at McD's.
10 y/o: Boy they are sure are selling a lot of those Bear's Foam Fingers. 5 y/o: A Phone Finger? Like to make a call? I need one of those !!
Going to Chuck E. Hell this afternoon. Going to pre-medicate with some Tylenol and considering other alternatives floating in my purse.
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