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God please take all my old boyfriends and trade them out for Tupac

Feeling very negatively about all my relationships compared to the one I would have had with tupac

I'm so lonely for tupac

Tupac eats bbq. I eat bbq. Wow

Please donate to my kickstarter to fund the time machine that will take me back in time to kiss tupac

tweeting asinine replies at prodigalsam's bullshit tweets b/c my job is super boring

why should i work out to "look better" if all the people who'd think i'd look better I HATE

#IfYouKnowMeYouKnowThat I love 2 laugh in front of the computer with my friends

i believe in good old american values such as cutting off your toes and wearing them like giraffe horns

i don't have a soul but i do have a grasshopper

twitter please stop telling me to follow people with empty avatars and nothing to say

Oh yeah, modified my ribcage tattoo of sister's nickname to something more meaningful. Please RT pic.twitter.com/HZnDgzdZ5o

the pothead tweets "legalize marijuana" he did it he finally legalized marijuana

fav if twitter is your midlife crisis

I'm a single mom looking for the one weirdest trick of them all...forgiveness

@thejewishdream @thessmiriam the other day you spent 20 minutes complaining to me about Iron Man 3, then you said you liked it.

it really fucking offends me when people call them "tramp stamps", given I've had one for years and I'm yet to do sex with a woman

The moon's always facing us because it's hiding something behind its back, something with translucent skin & barbed tentacles & an appetite

I hate when I'm starring all of your tweets on Favstar and the little notification pops up like, "Ease off ho and catch your gd breath".