“@uberfacts: Too much stress literally causes the human brain to freeze and shut down temporarily.” #FinalsWeek

One day I'm going to get my degree, rip it into 3 pieces, cover both my tits & vag w/it and run around naked throwing glitter at people. 😷💉💊

“@uberfacts: That dizzy feeling you get when you stand up too fast is called "postural hypotension."” IT'S ORTHOSTATIC DIMNUTS

“@nighttraumadoc: Started off the night with a two-fer.
Boyfriend and girlfriend matching Heroin OD's.

~Narcan to the rescue!!”
HOW CUTE!💏

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMe4kVNKvNk … One of my favorite songs. #passive #aperfectcircle

So I have this big Theories & Concepts test tomorrow over Endocrine, Acid/Base & lytes and I HAVE NO MORE BMs TO GIVE.

Goodbye my little friend. pic.twitter.com/SGIfW8XKhG

Me at a PCB party with all drunk sloppy girls.. 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/1AdBubUu3o

@freshtabeth @breanna1121 pic.twitter.com/WK0iw5o2wH

@maverick_40 @freshtabeth @hp_brostache @n8andy @goose_you_stud7 @jtdraino @notdylanteague Huge .5 page paper due! 😩 pic.twitter.com/M0h47wpN

I may or may not be the coolest person alive.  http://instagr.am/p/Shlf88BR3U/ 

“@therealmoleman: Microwave: (n) a hand gesture used by midgets to say hello.” @wadegraham9 😁

I haven't shaved my legs in 3 months.

I can't cast out my demons... But I can be their master.

If I don't see someone's head roll on the feild today boys, I'll be upset. #KillTurner @maverick_40 @goose_you_stud7 @notdylanteague

These "Notebook" retweets make me want to pluck out my eyeballs. Or any girl quotes. #ashamedtobefemale

“@uberfacts: Today's students spend more time on homework than ever in recorded history.” @ivydenae @whittneystevens #nursingproblems

Don't let the bastards get you down.

But no worries, I've done extensive research to remind me side effects and dosage! #WikipediaFTW

I exponentially enhance the number of foul words that people utter. #aboutthat #thingstoworkon