Haha - spacejump in lego  http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yFU774q6eVM … (thanks @bobsaysdrink )

wonder if Sainsbugs still have any mini-babybel so we can all celebrate the arrival of baby cheeses

Gin is good for a bad back, right?

"Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without." - Anonymous

McKinnon extradition blocked. CIA changes password back to pa55word.

There's no such thing as a subtweet. Is there?

Well done New York Giants - World champions of a sport played in 1 country.

isn't the popemobile just an undressed ice-cream van?

Changing a meeting time to 5pm is not going to endear me to you.

RT @dastardly_pants: And that's how it's done biatch......... pic.twitter.com/7b75TRAt >>>@saracens

You weren't there - you don't know. The horror, the horror. #xmasshopping

if you are a control freak, don't be surprised if your staff lack initiative.

RT @madeupstats: The value of wristwatches owned by the Man City squad is greater than the value of the Swansea squad. @buffystar

Why are so many self-proclaimed social media experts unable to understand twitter?

to get my laptop to charge I now have to drape the cord over the top of the screen at a precise angle, otherwise I am at the mercy of

who will have the last word on twitter?

shed re-roofing project on hold.

nearly tweeted something I might have regretted. <Logs off>

USA has woken up, so twitter in UK has died. About time we had our own server over here, perhaps? @charles @support

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