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It's a shame I won't be alive 100 years from now. Imagine how many dipping sauces we'll have by then.
MUSIC NEWS: Justin Bieber comes out in favor of same-sex marriage, occult worship. "All hail gay Satan," Bieber told the press.
I believe free market principles lead to the greatest amount of prosperity for everyone. #whitepeoplesayings
The closest I've ever been to a menage-a-trois is me and a girl kissing a dog at the same time. #nottooshabby
lol if you aren't screaming in abject existential horror 24/7
#ripladygaga killed by the government to stop piracy of her music
Reading Twitter while a major news event is happening is like turning on director's commentary for life
#lessambitiousbooks Harry Potter and the University of Phoenix
Who wants to come over and just watch Brittany Murphy movies and cry because we're still not over the loss