Seriously mr. Comcast everything just stopped working...don't have a clue...disregard that tree in the front yard still smoking.

God bless America, I have choices.
I choose not to eat cooked carrots.

As much as women think they can get away with shit, the chickens always come home to roost. Men be Men (good men), you will prevail :)

Bad service by arrogant people must be dealt with...harshly.

Don’t sleep with people who don’t read.

Alec Baldwin can be a big jerk (personally I like him) but fuck American Airlines in the ass. Seniority bitch ass attitude, losers.

Your kid is a little prick...wonder where that came from.

Dad, what's tofu...sounds cool, tastes a little funny. Me; of course silly, they scrape that shit from in-between people's toes :) could be.

Ever just want to give a cry baby something to cry about..

Dogs vs Wives;
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point
across.

Too much talk, not much done...grab your chain saw, cut some wood, start a fire, stoop bend, pickup, work your body, teach your kids...work

Princess all the way for me.
(sucker)

Ahh yeah, I do know what a sweaty cunt looks and smells like...not proud, just sayin.

Lack of pussy makes you a brave man.

Honor is a gift a man gives himself.

Women, stop trying to dominate your hus, let him be the guy you dated and married...yeah try that.
Having said that...dominate this.

Girls are bad until you show them your badder...ahhhh but than you must sleep.

How could I not give a flying fuck more than being advised who has been chosen to coach which college football team.

There's no I in team, there is a U in cunt.

Have a nice day.

Yeah..
I like to fuck with you a wee bit..
So what..