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Quick and easy does-anybody-in-my-life-care-about-me test you can do at home: do you pronounce the L in salmon?
Legitimately insulted by the irrelevance and laziness of this comparison http://buzzworthy.mtv.com//wp-content/uploads/buzz/2013/04/meltdown_index_new_large.jpg …
The best way to launch your campaign to get my spare change outside 7 Eleven is definitely "Hey, skinny..."
People born in the 90s are not 90s kids. We had AOL, if you called it "the internet" at any point in your childhood #youcantsitwithus
When you get your first grey hair Facebook should deactivate you, like how kids got kicked out of Menudo when they grew facial hair
"I remember it's #9 because we listened to tracks 1-6 because those are the best, but we skip to #9!" -Tyler on *NSYNC's "Bringin The Noise"
mad men: what's the secret? do you have to get high first or something? jesus it's boring.
the idea of a tweetup vaguely worries me. how many degrees removed is it REALLY from what chris hansen is foiling on "to catch a predator?"
trying to get by on looks and charisma because the personality is only about a 6/10 :( http://www.facebook.com/bryanjoel