Quick and easy does-anybody-in-my-life-care-about-me test you can do at home: do you pronounce the L in salmon?

Probably the worst tattoo of Lion-O you will see all day. Or maybe not, I don't know your life pic.twitter.com/kaZb3IWe3u

Legitimately insulted by the irrelevance and laziness of this comparison  http://buzzworthy.mtv.com//wp-content/uploads/buzz/2013/04/meltdown_index_new_large.jpg …

Same RT @amandabynes: If I'm not following you on twitter, I hate you

True @tromney pic.twitter.com/19WE4WmV

The best way to launch your campaign to get my spare change outside 7 Eleven is definitely "Hey, skinny..."

@_brytni @funrossgeller laughing out loud at both 1) that and 2) a twitter dedicated to Ross Geller

People born in the 90s are not 90s kids. We had AOL, if you called it "the internet" at any point in your childhood #youcantsitwithus

Maybe I been fucking with colored girls too long but these sacks of flour... http://t.co/3Kco8X8

@pauldiddy27 http://lockerz.com/s/126134248

@pauldiddy27 I like that Nicole Scherzinger is trying 400% harder and putting out material that's 5% as good

When you get your first grey hair Facebook should deactivate you, like how kids got kicked out of Menudo when they grew facial hair

"I remember it's #9 because we listened to tracks 1-6 because those are the best, but we skip to #9!" -Tyler on *NSYNC's "Bringin The Noise"

mad men: what's the secret? do you have to get high first or something? jesus it's boring.

the idea of a tweetup vaguely worries me. how many degrees removed is it REALLY from what chris hansen is foiling on "to catch a predator?"