@robdelaney so in reality it may just be a cost/benefit decision based on anticipated home repair costs in the years to come.

#OverheardAtWork "I'd pay good money to see a nun do a flip."

@birbigs Papal edict number 2: Communion will now be conducted with Bagel Bites. #PopeBirbiglia

Remember remember the first of #Movember. @garlkerm @eblarden @thejoeflack #TeamFalco

9 year old just told me about Nerf guns using phrases like "The shield has saved me many times in close combat." There is hope for humanity.

Using a new pen today, everyone. Big day. Watch out, world.

@ashleyalexiss @tonydac @shnoobles it's ok. So does Pat.

@playoffcat @shnoobles some freaky ass gourds right here http://t.co/N1S55MGB

"i don't have a...tweeter. I haven't twat yet." - @playoffcat

Off to SJU to see @macklemore & ryan lewis, glad to see my posters up and about! Gonna be a sick show. #sharkfacegang pic.twitter.com/5qmLfy9hhr

@butlerdog You're getting very existential lately Butler. What are we to make of this?

@ff_marcello @flyers_faithful Am-F-C-G. Saaaves tonight, and fight amnesty off, ooorr tomorrow, tomorrow you'll be gone #IllShowMyselfOut

@tonyrodini @thejoeflack #thanksgarrison pic.twitter.com/dJrZyfMvYz

@darlingstewie so good.

@darlingstewie THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP LESLIE. Just kidding. Enjoy Ikea. #håshtäâg

Dear @shnoobles: RT @alixmcalpine: The best Dear Santa letter I've ever seen: pic.twitter.com/h1sYhvQo (s/t @laurenonizzle)

@flyers_faithful Speaking of #Movember there's an event at Frankford Hall tonight:  http://bit.ly/TWfEWL  Shameless plug:  http://bit.ly/teamfalco 

@shnoobles I'm bringing this coffee with me next time I see you. PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR FACE ROCKED OFF.

Oh HELL yes: 17 Bitching Slammers To Make Your Friends Jealous http://t.co/TU64read via @buzzfeed

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