Off to SJU to see @macklemore & ryan lewis, glad to see my posters up and about! Gonna be a sick show. #sharkfacegang pic.twitter.com/5qmLfy9hhr

#OverheardAtWork "I'd pay good money to see a nun do a flip."

@butlerdog You're getting very existential lately Butler. What are we to make of this?

@ff_marcello @flyers_faithful Am-F-C-G. Saaaves tonight, and fight amnesty off, ooorr tomorrow, tomorrow you'll be gone #IllShowMyselfOut

@tonyrodini @thejoeflack #thanksgarrison pic.twitter.com/dJrZyfMvYz

@birbigs Papal edict number 2: Communion will now be conducted with Bagel Bites. #PopeBirbiglia

@darlingstewie so good.

@darlingstewie THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP LESLIE. Just kidding. Enjoy Ikea. #håshtäâg

Dear @shnoobles: RT @alixmcalpine: The best Dear Santa letter I've ever seen: pic.twitter.com/h1sYhvQo (s/t @laurenonizzle)

@flyers_faithful Speaking of #Movember there's an event at Frankford Hall tonight:  http://bit.ly/TWfEWL  Shameless plug:  http://bit.ly/teamfalco 

Remember remember the first of #Movember. @garlkerm @eblarden @thejoeflack #TeamFalco

@shnoobles I'm bringing this coffee with me next time I see you. PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR FACE ROCKED OFF.

Oh HELL yes: 17 Bitching Slammers To Make Your Friends Jealous http://t.co/TU64read via @buzzfeed

@shnoobles ™ ® ©

@onehundreddates Listen to @zeeavi's "No Christmas for Me" and it'll x1000.

@darlingstewie wicked small. Tiny hands. Smell of cabbage.

@garlkerm @hugefrigginarms http://t.co/R305pNd2

@darlingstewie @markgtg THEY IS! http://t.co/JJD9afDr

Thank u Metta u r an inspiration to us all RT @mettaworldpeace: Fellas after you make good love kiss your biceps!!!!

@darlingstewie @sarcasmically @norcross I can't be alone in wanting to follow a Moose account as he live-tweets it.