This is by far your most fucked up idea... I'll be there in 10

Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth

Puppets are just stuffed toys with gigantic assholes

Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs its not a door

Life would be a lot simpler if some people just dropped off the face of the earth

I'm stoned and I'm so hungry but there's no food so I'm watching the cooking channel and recording everything I'm gonna do tomorrow

He doesn't know I'm gonna eat him http://t.co/1sjaEi2h

The only moves like Jagger I'd approve is drinking a bottle of Jãgermesiter

I might open a restaurant for bulimic called the colosseum, waitresses in animals costumes and vomitoruims where no one feels judged

Golfing while high makes me wanna fuck the shit out of someone with my stick

I never get to read your tweets because I'm busy following someone else

#thankingod for booze, weed, sluts, cigs, condoms, spray paint, jets and nuclear weapons, chocolate, genital warts to my ex, drugs #blessed

Do lazy people like me go directly to hell or do they pick us up?

I love your smell of puberty

As long as I have a face, she has a place to sit

Stop touching me or I'll rape you

Dolphins and women, we all agree that they're intelligent, but no one can communicate with them

Oh great, UV lights in discos show how much cum i have in my pants

Since this shit is giving me money I sort of pissed on the atm

Si tienes mal de amor saca la nalguita que te doy tu inyección @clara93machado