#followfriday My neighbour's daughter.

"I imagine most users are not going to want to have all of their Twttr messages published on a public website." techcrunch.com 2006/07/15

Starting a dating site for single socks.

"Failure should be comfortable" is something we should all be working on in some way. @vhata #scaleconf

I'm at Thanksgiving and this hilarious thing happened and... uh. I just wanna fit in?

Yay! Back to work today! (New Year resolutions: continuous positive attitude; lying)

If these tissues were really for men, they'd have boobs on them.

God, I love the Labia Cinema. Whenever I give directions in Cape Town, I start with "well, first you head for the labia..."

You expect me to come to work HOW MANY days in a row?!

At the Waterfront dreaming about living in the abandoned factory and swatting killer seagulls away from my plate.

My head is telling me to kill you immediately, but my heart wants it to take good time.

You know what's great? Mornings. Mornings are really great. I should try and see more of them.

Hey, guess what I just did! I bricked a fucking Macbook Pro. Excuse me while I pour myself a heroin.

Time to die! I mean go.

Can I see you sometime? Consensually? #stalkerlines

This day needs a week off in Mauritius.

My question on the SKA talk: what's the control API IP address and login details? #pyconza

At #scaleconf listening to @vhata on scaling Yola.

For sale: one house in Observatory. Close to Obs Fest. Really close to Obs Fest.

CAPSLOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE RICK. ALL THE TIME. http://t.co/EJKpNpFj