I just met the guy who drew the poop emoji for iOS. #wwdc

To all those dissing Palm non-stop. I look forward to the day something you poured your soul into doesn't work out so well. First in line.

How to make your own iOS notification widgets: http://t.co/DWyyQYv

Anyone notice Xcode 4.0.1 was on the dev portal as of yesterday? Was news to me. Maybe you too.

It's that time again! @walmartlabs is looking to fill 3 iOS engineering positions. Junior/Mid/Senior all considered. @ me and lets talk!

Sending multiple versions of the same app out via @testflight? Use this script so your testers can switch between them http://t.co/JSL7zGy

We're looking for project managers here @walmartlabs. If you're interested , @ me. Please RT thx!

Imagine how much foul language is going to make it into your code when dictating to Xcode. 😁

i just laughed so hard at this too.  http://imgur.com/wezsB 

to disable git support in Xcode 4: rename "/Developer/Library/Xcode/PrivatePlugIns/IDEGit.ideplugin" to something other than .ideplugin.

free hipster idea: if you wanted to start a new trend, get ansi art printed on t-shirts before its cool, cuz i'm about to do it.

This is why I don't watch soccer [gif]  http://i.imgur.com/X3syHee.gif 

We're looking for iOS engineers to work with us at @walmartlabs Portland office. @ me if you're interested and we'll get things rolling.

Imagine if Sean Connery had played captain Picard. Schpashe. Tha final frunteah.

I've been married for 48 Kardashians. Its like dog years, but for marriage.

 http://i.imgur.com/ttEHtU7.jpg  Nice!

NSBeer is tonight! 1/22 at Horse Brass @ 6pm.  http://horsebrass.com 

Please RT.

Just realized that now we'll never know what Romney economic plan was!

#howtopisswhitepeopleoff make a lame trending topic stereotyping all white people as racist bigots.

The engineers/designers/etc at Palm/HP who worked on webOS, Pre, Touchpad, etc. did an amazing job despite management not being able to.