How to make your own iOS notification widgets: http://t.co/DWyyQYv

I just met the guy who drew the poop emoji for iOS. #wwdc

Sending multiple versions of the same app out via @testflight? Use this script so your testers can switch between them http://t.co/JSL7zGy

free hipster idea: if you wanted to start a new trend, get ansi art printed on t-shirts before its cool, cuz i'm about to do it.

Imagine how much foul language is going to make it into your code when dictating to Xcode. 😁

To all those dissing Palm non-stop. I look forward to the day something you poured your soul into doesn't work out so well. First in line.

to disable git support in Xcode 4: rename "/Developer/Library/Xcode/PrivatePlugIns/IDEGit.ideplugin" to something other than .ideplugin.

 http://i.imgur.com/ttEHtU7.jpg  Nice!

It's that time again! @walmartlabs is looking to fill 3 iOS engineering positions. Junior/Mid/Senior all considered. @ me and lets talk!

Just realized that now we'll never know what Romney economic plan was!

Anyone notice Xcode 4.0.1 was on the dev portal as of yesterday? Was news to me. Maybe you too.

execute a block on a bg thread and call a completion block on main. https://t.co/g7bgFg05 hopefully it saves you the minute or so.

I've been married for 48 Kardashians. Its like dog years, but for marriage.

Calliou is a fucking brat. Srsly. I'd have killed him and buried him under a bridge somewhere years ago. #kidstv

my 4 yr old just yelled "it's called photosynthesis maaaan!"

this is the kind of shit that goes on in India? http://t.co/qtUl9pj1 fucking hat tip, y0.

For me and Steve. Thanks for all the great things you've done for my career over the years. Will miss you mang. http://t.co/vikDxrZJ

FYI http://t.co/s3I635DQ.

We're looking for project managers here @walmartlabs. If you're interested , @ me. Please RT thx!

If you're writing code and someone pisses you off, kick them in the balls. Problem solved.