@svenaas You obviously haven't dated many cheerleaders...

Rockin' the Mondo Grosso. #Shinin'

The most important name missing from #DrupalCon is Jen Simmons.

Special thanks to my music curator, @khutt.

@danbenjamin I think that doubles as a gun permit, too.

@samanthaseals should talk to @khutt about minimalism. She's so into it she's thinking about dropping the second "t"

@hotdogsladies Merlin, you look more and more like a hobo every time I see you. I like it. #hootch

Do you realize that I have purchased NOTHING so far on Cyber Monday? Amazon just sent a sad-face card, with "Wish you were here" on it.

@courtney_s You can get away with that when you wear a seal all year round.

@jensimmons Wish I could watch this one! Bring the house down, Jen.

@courtney_s To Fisticuff A Mockingbird.

Apparently Amazon found out about the Escalade. They are suggesting that I "treat [myself]" $8k Les Paul Standard.

Man, this Qwikster/Netflix thing is a terrible idea. Though it's smelled like Netflix has wanted to get out of solid media for a while.

@jenna_marbles Ohh dude. I think you're lost. That's totally Mars.

“@zeldman: A Primer on A/B Testing http://j.mp/mTZlkn @alistapart new issue!” Awesome resource.

Girls, if wearing those insanely high heels makes you walk like a donkey, you aren't getting the effect you're hoping for.

Sometimes--very rarely--I get the urge to post something on FaceBook. Then I get the login screen and think "nah." #barriertoentry

Turnaround Expert logic applied to life:
1. pay attention to what is actually happening
2. find dissonance, prioritize
3. fix one at a time

French toast from a stale baguette, with local "Grade A Amber"maple syrup. Thank you, Sunday morning.

BBEdit 10 is now available in the App Store.