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RT if you would watch a livecam of me committing suicide
Saying crack heads started by smoking weed is like saying drunk drivers started by getting a license
I never gave a fuck. I mean I did but like, fuck it. You know what I'm sayin?
To whoever stole all of my hubcaps, i hope you enjoy yourself because they are low quality hubcaps
The first 30 minutes after waking up are really just awful
No one ever retweets things from the night before, give the late night twitterers their respect man
Curb your enthusiasm >
The hazing for frat bros should just be to kill each other it would solve a lot of problems
I mean i’m fine with straight people as long as they act gay in public ya know?
Finna name my next bong Martin Luther Bing in honor of the big man
Haha imagine how long it would take for a giraffe to vomit
Fuck i missed rush so idk how the hell I'm gonna join a sorority now
Usain Bolt that nigga
Break my friends' expensive bong, decide to go to Barona, come up fat at Barona, pay for bong to be fixed. Such is the life of Bushman
My parents r leaving for 5 days and they leave me with 20 bucks. Fuck am I supposed to do with $4 a day
Went downstairs to get a glass of water, somehow brought a wii controller to my room instead
RT if you believe in the power of #buccimayne
I wish tumblr girls were real
I been favoriting hella tweets lately, ppl deserve to be recognized for their tweet excellence