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Sorry. I didn't mean to lock my caps at you.
I have an idea for a tv show where there is a flashback and the black guy doesn't have an afro.
you kno, if being awkward is the new cool, or considered normal, then it isn't awkward anymore folks
Ppl be all "boohoo Internet no privacy wahh"
Nah. s'GOOD. Now folk incentivized to keep fuckery to a minimum.
You are your reputation.
they see me tweetin / they hatin / they trollin and tryna catch mistyped up wordies
Then years later at my funeral he'll say some shit like "and dad always had a bad joke, huh?"
*crowd cathartically laughs thru tears*
Finna be one of those dads that consistently embarasses his kid with corny jokes.
ppl tryna avoid being meek like "y'all can keep your busted ass earth, ew"
the meek shall inherit the earth, but what if there's a catch and the earth is super wack
If you count a little kid on another kid's shoulders under a trench coat as two people, then I have had TWO boyfriends
"Make it possible to open every 1,000,000th." - Creator of soy sauce to-go packets