***Applause*** The best Richard III reaction, by far. pic.twitter.com/GmprKeeF by @ogiovetti (via @corrie_corfield)

Who'd have thought it? They were wrong. The revolution *was* televised.

Night, all. Your mission tonight is to utterly, completely and totally believe the last compliment paid to you.

@stephenfry Have you seen this? “A History of the World until 1914” constructed from schoolboy howlers  https://budgiehypoth.wordpress.com/2011/11/12/saturday-smile-3-the-history-of-the-world/ …

WHAT??? RT @vagendamagazine: Jesus Christ, @harrods children's reading room - this is the worst thing I've seen all day pic.twitter.com/VOJsmrHl

A reminder that Aiden Burley is the MP fired as a PPS for taking part in a Nazi themed stag party http://t.co/ICQeT0si

If you've fallen out with someone you disagree with over Thatcher, make peace with them today? She'd have hated that.

@atheo22 @neilhimself as a playwright friend of mine put it: if I wanted people to read between the lines, I’d write between them.

OK, here it is: the ebook of The Twelve Days of Fast Fiction.  http://wp.me/p1U2PN-ef  Enjoy! #12DaysFF

Well, yes, of course this is crying out for a ‘wombling free’ sign, isn’t it?  http://twitpic.com/c7gjm9 , from @robjones_tring via @essers

I’d forgotten this. Melanie Phillips asks and answers her own question.  http://twitpic.com/aii5qb 

Genuinely cried with laughter at these. RT @kowligi:  http://ow.ly/gIHGs  11 Hilarious Tweets From Scientists #Overlyhonestmethods Hashtag

Just ONCE, I want a politician being interviewed on Channel 4 news to respond to their main presenter, “You know nothing, Jon Snow.” Please?

The Daily Mail has deleted Littlejohn's piece attacking Lucy Meadows. Thankfully, the Internet Archive exists.  http://web.archive.org/web/20121221195332/http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2251347/Nathan-Uptons-wrong-body--hes-wrong-job.html …

Happy 85th birthday, Tom Lehrer! To celebrate, here’s him singing “We Will All Go Together When We Go”. Enjoy.  http://youtu.be/frAEmhqdLFs 

I wish i was surprised. RT @revstu David Cameron's new best friend: http://bit.ly/r61IKj Apparently this charming chap will be on TV at 7pm.

Genuinely enjoyed reading this. RT @eleanormargolis: The uncanny similarities between lesbians and Jews, by me.  http://www.newstatesman.com/lez-miserable/2013/04/hypochondria-baked-goods-and-matchmaking-uncanny-similarities-between-lesbians …

Be glad Papal #Conclave is closed to the cameras. You do NOT want to see the swimsuit round.

#12DaysFF Day 01: WHY CAN’T REINDEER FLY? Challenger: @neilhimself The story:  http://wp.me/p1U2PN-bz 

Holy hell - this is astonishing. Watch this. @thedailyshow’s @iamjohnoliver on gun control & when it *worked*.  http://vimeo.com/64479601