Much like life and love themselves, seduction should be an ongoing process. Just because you have her now, doesn't mean you'll keep her.

Instead of complaining about being retweeted by someone with few followers, you might just be grateful they have good taste.

If you're happy and you know it, slap my ass.

The great thing about books is that they all lead to some sort of secret passage.

Take @amandapalmer's #InsurancePoll. It's eye opening. 1. country 2. job 3. health insurance? 4. covered by employer / how much a month?

While I want to explore every inch of her body, there's still so much of her mind I've yet to touch.

And if you do find you need to kill your hooker, why the trunk? If you put her in the passenger seat you can use the carpool lane.

I need you for plenty. I want you for more.

Wanting. Needing. Longing. Aching. I can't wait for the day that I get to wake up to you instead of these things...

Invade my mind with your words. Haunt me until I can think of nothing else.

I want you so badly right now that it frightens me, but in the best, most beautiful way possible. Thank you for that.

What are these "pants" of which you speak?

So many people, so few Great White sharks...

"If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it." - Albert Einstein

There is no such thing as too much kissing. Only too little.

Lingerie's nice, but honey, in my eyes, the sexiest outfit you'll ever wear is a little pair of cotton panties and one of my shirts.

The standard is raised. Look upon your would be conqueror, he who would have you, but only exactly as you are.

Sextspeare: Aye, though a donkey I resemble, would it still please thee to rut with me as if I were another type of beast altogether?

Note to self: Read ALL of the words.

I'd never dispute your right to say what you want so don't dispute my right to think you're a fucking asshole misogynist shit for saying it.