Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I could've slept today but then what would I do at work tonight
Always feel bad for motorist stranded in the cold so I try to slow down enough they can see me wave.
When's the looting begin? I have a long list.
Shout out to Twitter for NEVER showing I'm online.
I'm not up reading twitter at 5am. Only weirdos do that.
Not to be all mushy and shit but I'd share sip my coffee with you.
Steal my identity please ( wife and kids included )
I should've married the other bitch
Your weakness is showing
Your mom lied
I been on this toilet for 15 minutes now. I just wanna thank eryone for keeping me company.
My handwriting gets any worse I'm gonna be a celebrity.
My next addiction is looking for me. This I'm sure.
Asshole tailgating me like he doesn't know who I am. Come on around me pal I got a boogie with your name on it.
I don't know how you bitter people do this eryday.
Must suck to be a Giants fan.
Oh goody Buffy the Vamp on, pass the paper towels please.
You ever see me on a milk carton draw a smiley face on me. No explanation needed.
Anybody but the deadskins
Orioles/Ravens go birds! Any day you don't shit yourself is a good day. I just wanna drive the truck.