East Village. RT @jodikantor: Another terrible, surreal photo from last night.  http://bnch.me/YigotM 

Apple gets the Foo Fighters to play iPhone 5 announcement. Meanwhile, Blackberry is negotiating with Nickelback for their next launch.

So Trump whines about getting made fun of by Obama...and Obama responds by pre-empting Apprentice w head of Osama. Check and mate, sir.

God grant me the serenity
to accept the emails I cannot answer;
courage to answer the emails I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.

If you haven't see The Dark Knight Rises yet, this is all you need to know. http://t.co/ZQSRRaJG

Epic. RT @headgeek666: DARK KNIGHT RISES poster rules: http://t.co/121IBRi

If you haven't spilled a tear for Norway and are losing your shit over Amy Winehouse, it's official: you're failing at life.

This game is so disappointing, I'm wondering if it was a top draft pick by the Portland Trailblazers.

Brazil now consumes 18% of the world’s cocaine. Don't worry, America: we're still #1 w/ 36.8% http://t.co/yaDfiwpu #livefreeblowhard

Mindblowing shot of the Ground Zero site tonight http://t.co/WrvQWC3 (via just about everyone on Twitter right now)

Excuse me, but the correct pronunciation is Barack Saddam Hussein Obama bin Laden.

Look who dropped by @el_cosmico in Marfa http://t.co/YZfE0xoK

The NBA's Taco Bell Skills Challenge would be a lot more entertaining if contestants had to compete after eating too much Taco Bell.

Ok, this makes it official: the Marlins’ new uniforms are brilliant http://t.co/zSu0XeJg (cc @rje7)

Durex wins the Father's Day ad derby http://t.co/npbzA7x (via @darrenrovell, @vadernine, @sophieraine)

THIS IS WHY YOUR HEART JUST EXPLODED: Bacon Taco Shells http://t.co/yn1GFXgy

As usual, @theonion is spot-on w/ their Jobs obit: "Last American Who Knew What The Fuck He Was Doing Dies" http://t.co/FU0yQ6hI

8 Pro Tips for Effective Prototyping from the tech badasses at @rga http://t.co/kVGBK5hP

In case you were wondering, this is what happens if you try to Shazam a Nickelback song on an iPhone. http://t.co/3Ywoijv6

Huge storm in Virginia takes out Netflix, Pinterest, Instagram. Mother Nature is back, and she’s pissed. http://t.co/b2qmXSSE