Best superpower ever. RT @gaultcommasarah Ricky appeared on the tv when I walked in the living room

This should be required reading. RT @xojanedotcom How Not To Be A Dick To Your Fat Friends, from @therotund  http://w.xojane.com/Y89HeZ 

@gaultcommasarah go back to school, become a knee surgeon. #sarahcurse

This so much. RT @jayysenn I would love it if one of the Russian gymnasts would do their floor exercise to the trololo song.

I've read 9, and not all in my 20s.RT @xojanedotcom 65 books you need to read in your 20s. Goodness via @buzzfeed.  http://w.xojane.com/12bDCCX 

If all of #LearningTown is this funny, I might die laughing.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_q9q7_3LFg&feature=youtube_gdata_player …

Mrs. Destinee Hooker-Dong.

@disalmanac oh, Disalmanac, how you make me giggle uncontrollably! I needed that today!

Best decision I ever made was to follow @circlemeberthof because he tweets about pillows. With pictures!

Great thing I overheard on the bus today: "Even Dave pooped his pants on the way home. It happens to everyone."

Hilarious link about state quarters: http://t.co/BDkH2D7L

@nanowrimo I've got legs. Do you like... bread?

You know us well. #minnesota RT @disalmanac: Minnesota: The Passive-Aggressive State.

Dear headache, please go away. I don't want you anymore. I never wanted you. Love, me.

I am once again sharing a bathroom with my brother. Boys are gross.

I think all that episode of #glee needed was a few shirtless shots of Puck.

Good times at #mnblogconf but I'm apparently too shy for networking. I'm used to meeting people from behind my computer screen.