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Something had really put the scare on her. But what? Why? Stapler? Was I crazy, or were they somehow connected?
I want to be a TV Dad more than a real Dad.
Dear twitter, HEY HEY! YOU YOU! Literally, nobody likes your boyfriend.
Dear @jon_favreau, See this smiley version of Mark I http://greatshowdowns.com/post/6322714535/that-doesnt-look-like-the-jericho-missile-day
'Hey hot stuff. I invented the bifocals you know.' - Benjamin Franklin