I am grateful that I can express my sexual inadequacy through art rather than driving around in a sports car like a twat.

This is beautiful: RT @salihughes: Man, I love Stewart Lee. http://t.co/qH7PIZc5

Excellent post by @scepticgeek on the regeneration of Google Reader. http://t.co/V35Pwh2k

"telling an unhappy person to cheer up is like telling someone with an open wound to stop bleeding" - paraphrased from #inourtime

Using #Spotify has become a very mild should-I-listen-to-that-tune-again Russian Roulette.

The Daily Mail really is the most foul, filthy, not-worth-wiping-your-arse-with, disrespect-to-trees, piece of hell piss on this good earth.

You can't see the forest for the fuckwits.

To be clear, if your "house" is made of wood, you are living in a shed. #granddesigns

I met Ray Harryhausen when I was a student. We talked about Valley of Gwangi and he told me the jeep with a pole story. I lost my shit.

Feeling powerful nostalgia for the life we had before this ceremony started.

#TheAggregationOfMarginalGains

The Terry Gilliam School of Film: 10 lessons for directors today. http://t.co/PPVLeh9Z

Numbers - My eldest is ten today. That’s 3648 days of parenthood. Or 9108 days if you put all three children... http://t.co/swndmHAH

"Man drags piano up a mountain to play Beethoven for blind elephants."

http://t.co/4rR1WZ5k #Morning!

Today's front pages make me never want to buy a newspaper again.

Electric Light Orchestra are a happy Arcade Fire. Discuss.

"‎Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you are not, in..." http://tumblr.com/xj33q3u98i

"Love" songs in #Lastfm, then go here: http://t.co/44JbOPI and it'll build you a #Spotify playlist. #Yourewelcome

For a brief period today my follower count popped over 400, I am therefore having a raffle for a drawing I make. @ me if you want in.

"Scientists cure cancer, but no one takes notice" http://t.co/GKa1HZ7 ???