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I am grateful that I can express my sexual inadequacy through art rather than driving around in a sports car like a twat.
"telling an unhappy person to cheer up is like telling someone with an open wound to stop bleeding" - paraphrased from #inourtime
Using #Spotify has become a very mild should-I-listen-to-that-tune-again Russian Roulette.
The Daily Mail really is the most foul, filthy, not-worth-wiping-your-arse-with, disrespect-to-trees, piece of hell piss on this good earth.
You can't see the forest for the fuckwits.
To be clear, if your "house" is made of wood, you are living in a shed. #granddesigns
I met Ray Harryhausen when I was a student. We talked about Valley of Gwangi and he told me the jeep with a pole story. I lost my shit.
Feeling powerful nostalgia for the life we had before this ceremony started.
Today's front pages make me never want to buy a newspaper again.
Electric Light Orchestra are a happy Arcade Fire. Discuss.
For a brief period today my follower count popped over 400, I am therefore having a raffle for a drawing I make. @ me if you want in.