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when the selfie song comes on in the club u know ur gf is gonna get fingered
broke ur grandma's hip for scuffing my Air Forces
my name is
my name is
my name is chika chika Slim Shady
and i suffer from a severe speech impediment
*goes ice skating with ur girl*
the ITALIAN JOB but with PT cruisers instead of mini coopers
looking for a podcast where a couple guys just small talk about nothing for like 90 minutes. any suggestions?
funeral service for the pussy
how i just go n romance these hoes with a copy of one tree hill season 3 on DVD?
say that to my pinky ring
what happens in trader joes stays in trader joes
mom get off the computer, I'm tryna fuck
she need a neck brace after she ride this dick
do plastic bags have protein in them? asking for my cat
if at least 80% of ur first morning thoughts aren't something like "why am I not in the rap game" then u a slave to the system bruh
i'm the guy who writes the snapple facts and guess what bitch they're all lies
sledding on an ipad air
when life gets you down bring everyone else down with you
damn girl you throw up often?