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i'm coked up but in a good way
i'll have sex with you for a Wendy's #6
really wish i could jump rope like a motherfucker
cant a nigga get a damn snow cone on a Tuesday or what
the world is a dangerous place bro that's why i always wear camo
who needs sex when you have Arizona Iced Tea
you only like me for my open toe sandals
so have you been a girl all ur life
should i celebrate cinco de mayo or kill myself
feel like sofia vergara kills it on cinco de mayo
you see son when a man rt's a woman
just had a conversation in French with ur girl's pussy
her ass was fat but the personality was fatter
damn girl let me put my penis in ur college diploma
hot until proven basic
what if drake was actually obama's little sister
*white girl voice*
okay no seriously i know the struggle i had to drink tap water once
legs so white they can't wait to see the new Star Wars movie
my thumb ring doesn't define me bro
DJ'd my way out of poverty
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