@burritojohnson keepin' it real! pic.twitter.com/pMHkxlq14j

#FF @cs999 @bloodkissmovie @cultclassicsaz‏ @neevitadotnet @comic_addictz @troythulu @lawrencepearce @nerdvana @joeyface @burritojohnson

Best line I heard today. "I'm a turtle; do you want to take a picture?" #phxcc

That was a terribly lovely day. I love Phoenix, I love this con, I love my friends, I love lamp. And it's 4 hours past my bedtime. #PHXCC

'Nymphomaniac' to show real sex  http://on-msn.com/16UBDto  via @msnmovies you can watch porn for free online. dumb idea. movies are lame now.

Phoenix Comicon! Come to the Cyanide & Happiness booth (1381) and let me draw things for you. #phxcc

Kindergarten graduation, then Comicon preview night tonight. See you there! at preview night...it'd be weird if you came to graduation.

Oh Shelly :) #twinpeaks #laurapalmer  https://vine.co/v/bVujWunFhYn 

PodCRASH returns to @phoenixcomicon on Sat. May 25th 7:30pm for a special show to BLOW YOUR MINDS!

Daft Cunt is my Daft Punk cover band. (@gimpnelly & I created the best pun-game EVER last night.)

@burritojohnson If I see Sheriff Joe or any sign of a posse, I'll DM you, okay?

#phxcc attendees. Welcome to Phoenix: the surface, I mean, valley of the sun. Remember to hydrate people! No one likes a passed out nerd.

Hangover 5 #LakeHavasu

Let's take it back to the old school!
Who's ready?
#summer #mixtape

@burritojohnson fear and loathing in phoenix

12:30am: Approached by ghetto female human in a shady motel parking lot, quote "excuse me, y'all looking for tattoos?" #PHXCC #PHX #AZ

My iPhone just autocorrected moustache to moist ass.

#nowplaying "You're not right in the head/and nor am I/and this is why/this is why/I like you." #Morrissey #ILikeYou

Photo: Getting ready for #phxcc and #fanime !!!  http://tmblr.co/ZrjWAyldehJv 

Started writing my "Nerdy Things To Do This Weekend" post when I realized it's pretty much just Phoenix Comicon:  http://i.imgur.com/J47GJ.gif