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i bet more people would watch the news if it were spelled "nooz"
1,969 years ago today julius caesar died doing what he loved.
my favorite part of the twitter is following 21-22 yer olds and watching them slowly come to terms with how shitty adult life is
cherish your butt. make sure your given full atention to both cheeks. key to a healthy lifestyle is to caress the hell out of both
anybody wanna get matching butt tattoos today it has to be on your butt and all it says is "butt" i think i'm going to get it for real
My niece just sharted
Grocery store self check-out is good for buying lube except when the item weight is off & you have a moustache & the clerk is a 16 y/o girl
Millenials Aren’t Lazy: They’re Fucked | Matt Bors http://www.mattbors.com/blog/2013/05/09/millenials-arent-lazy-theyre-fucked/ … via @mattbors
Edgar Allen Bro
New Followers: you will unfollow w/in 69 hours probably
gna try 2 adopt a baby bc being a single dad will get me so many babes
TURN UP THE VALIUM
Air Bud 14: Asshole ShitHead