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Pro-tip: focus on the glans of the penis as this is its most sensitive area.
I present two links without comment: a) http://gawker.com/jann-wenners-kid-is-the-new-head-of-rollingstone-com-508921163 … b) http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me0prcLiDX1qesg5io1_r3_1280.jpg …
A bald eagle flew over me and my brothers head after his sons graduation. Over the freeway.
Right over our head.
Over our car.
Wait yall sayin Kanye sound like Marilyn Manson now? Cuz im tryina hear everything that sound like that.
tw: odd-numbered Trek
extreme jesus died on the motocross
On Friday, a truck in Ohio overturned on a highway and spilled hundreds of hot dogs. i guess his driving didn't cut the mustard.
a coach who teaches people how to run properly falls and shatters his knee. has to get it replaced. iron knee.
Took my hair to the Nexus Level. The dark beast emerges. Children scream. Homes pillaged. Why did I buy this shampoo?
my friend just asked what i was working on and I said "something stupid" and covered my laptop screen with my hands. so yep things are great
Here’s a free joke you can use if you didn’t like Pan’s Labyrinth: “More like PANTS Labyrinth.”
Rap boast verse about all the Criterions you own on Blu
are nerds into jim guthrie now because of sword & sworcery ep? i remember when he was canadian jk he still is
vin diesel is azn
Started from the bottom now we’re here (on twitter)
Calzones are pointless. They're just pizza that's harder to eat. No one likes them.