@mike_ftw It’s amazing that people haven’t figured out how twitter works. It’s a zero-obligation, one-way relationship. Why is that hard?

@stevestreza Also read: 41% of Americans believe everything said by assholes on the radio.

My to-do list is almost down to one page. I just need to mark off a couple more things to get it there. Mercifully, the worst item is done.

This is the coolest Cocoa Touch project I've seen in a long time.  https://github.com/stevederico/SDScaffoldSync … (via @cocoacontrols) Nice work, @stevederico!

@sweden Me too. I think it’s because “oh science!” doesn’t roll off the tongue the same way in the heat of the moment.

@sweden Prepare yourself for an American shit storm headed your way. I wish you well.

@richarddawkins Maybe he's not sick, but instead he decided it was finally time to get laid?

@hodgman Alas, cryptic half-sentences are the only ones worth

I'm installing Windows on my 7 year old MacBook Pro so I can play the 16 year old game Lego Island on it. Dorkiness: Confirmed.

@stevenf The best part of the cloud-to-butt plugin is when I forget it and an article makes me say WTF?  http://toucharcade.com/2013/03/19/game-boy-advance-emulator-sneaks-on-to-the-app-store-via-awesome-baby-names/ …

Now I'm going to install Windows XP on my 6-year-old MacBook Pro so I can buy an HD reboot of a 15 year-old game. Seems about right.

@yontsey AoE II is easily my favorite PC game ever. I could play The Conquerors expansion for days at a time without getting bored.

@tjluoma The NRKKK would have an armed white person at every polling station.

@rellyab It is obscenely generous. One of the coolest benefits we have. Almost no one used it before the iPad came out, but it’s popular now

@fraserspeirs They do, but only when playing Letterpress.

Deeply. That was outstanding. RT @lexfri: Breaking: Brian Williams hates Donald Trump.

Dropbox is giving away free space to all university students! Check it out:  http://db.tt/vMMlnexA  #dropboxspacerace

@yontsey I’m an atheist. I’ve never had any outward negative reactions, but I certainly keep quiet about it with some people in my family.

@jury I think C-Span posts all their content online. That’s where I watched Clinton’s speech from yesterday.

Very cool idea: http://t.co/ce1nsSvx

Doing my part: 12 days #iosreviewtime for @procfire