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I've honestly never heard Romney sound as confident and relaxed as he did while talking about how he hates 47% of us.
Palin will be president #BeforeZimmermanIsArrested
Newt and Palin would do well to look to Giffords' example: that's what leaving your job for the greater good actually looks like.
Aw, snap, there's another episode of "Who Wants to Lose to Obama?" on tonight! #GOPDebate
Been screaming at chairs all morning, but not one of them has told me to go fuck myself. I think I'm doing this wrong.
Having your email hacked is a fun way to catch up with old landlords and bitter former coworkers.
I'm gonna nap so hard this afternoon. You guys don't even know.
I always want the wedding DJ to play Rock Me Amadeus, but they never do. They never do.
My cat just woofed. My whole life is a lie.
Announcing it on a Saturday makes it seem like Romney's embarrassed to be taking Ryan to the Horse Prom*
"Why does it matter that he's gay?" is code for "Don't talk about being gay!"
Looking for something fun to do this weekend? Try getting yourself all worked up and mad at your mom for something that happened in 1987.