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I've honestly never heard Romney sound as confident and relaxed as he did while talking about how he hates 47% of us.
"If we'd known @mihousegop were gonna be such shitheads, we never would have given birth to them"—Vaginas
@maureenjohnson my college speaker described hardships, like when her sorority's maid was sick, and her mom filled in #badgraduationspeech
Newt and Palin would do well to look to Giffords' example: that's what leaving your job for the greater good actually looks like.
Aw, snap, there's another episode of "Who Wants to Lose to Obama?" on tonight! #GOPDebate
Been screaming at chairs all morning, but not one of them has told me to go fuck myself. I think I'm doing this wrong.
Go vagina yourself MT @speakerbolger: 2 Reps. aren't recognized today because of their actions. Nothing to w/gender, religion or topic.
@jacksonpearce I think dieting is now part of dress up, like instead of wearing your moms shoes, you carry around her body issues.
Having your email hacked is a fun way to catch up with old landlords and bitter former coworkers.
I always want the wedding DJ to play Rock Me Amadeus, but they never do. They never do.
Announcing it on a Saturday makes it seem like Romney's embarrassed to be taking Ryan to the Horse Prom*
*GOP Convention
Looking for something fun to do this weekend? Try getting yourself all worked up and mad at your mom for something that happened in 1987.
domestic gross
