Naaah but wait lol you move out when you're fully equipped to do so not coz the person getting in your pants wants to have a place to do so

X"D RT @vivianlaser: Dead «@annettemumbi father abraham,amenisa,amenisa oh father abraham,aya manothe,waso wayu so let us praise the Lord»

LOL "@pritypinky_: People gat jokes!Youtube comment on the Russia meteor video....... pic.twitter.com/NpjROKm2"

Hahaha daaaammmmmnnn Amber Rose and Kim K share the same bday :"). Kanye must have his awkwaaaarrddddd face on :")

:) Safaricom RT @itweetfacts: Good morning text messages serve as a reminder that you're on someone's mind as soon as they wake up.

Hahaha kwenda. "@_kayq_: I love that lady drawing boobs at the bottom corner of my TV. #Debate254"

OMG *cryiiiiiiiinnnng* "@malikgorby: Bruh... RT @totalkenya: Say NO to cliche's this Valentines... pic.twitter.com/NW0jb9mZ"

\o/ SO MUCH #WIN RT @marcusolang: Nice endorsement. -» @sueteller: Dear @dentyne_ke a little madness I came across... pic.twitter.com/TJyTKZR0

Pour Up [Drank]
Head Shot [Drank]
Sit Down [Drank]
Stand Up [Drank]
Pass Out [Drank]
Wake Up [Drank]
Faded [Drank], Faded [Drank]

So true :( RT @sirlv Me: Dad, niletee chips jioni. Dad: Ok. *jioni* Mom: Ebu malizeni hio Githeri kwanza ndio mkule chips. *SMH* #KenyanMoms

Hahahaha #stolen pic.twitter.com/8aJMvpW5Hy

Thank you for making my life :") "@jayfreakay: Compensate your lack of laughter today with this  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohtzU1pFzBg&feature=youtube_gdata …"

Noooooooo people need to stop XD. pic.twitter.com/b3IDZivd

LOL RT @roggyie: Nani anataka twende lunch ya 100000 leo halafu tudecide mahali decimal itaingia ??

...but please squeeze a lil prayer for my dad before yall swatch. Cancer is nothing small and it showing twice *breathes* ...I'll appreciate

LOL siwezi waste pombe hivi ... RT @itweetfacts: Vodka can also be used to treat dry scalp, reducing dandruff and strengthening hair.

Fuck you stupid cancer.

Africa Let's Go Crazy ☺

Everyone you know knows somebody you thought they'd never know. This world isn't safe to be ratchet in LOL.

*tears* "@noninie: Ctfu RT @kid_africa: “@swagafrican: This picture has no type of chill! Lmao!! pic.twitter.com/igV0IE7wwi”😂😭😂"