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"I've been watching too much porn. The cable guy's here. I think he's gonna fuck me."
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I now have a t-shirt with the Vulture on it. No more vaginas for me.
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Don't all great romances start with some creep showing up at the gal's work to buy shit he doesn't really need? Is romances the right word?
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Jesus loves me this I know. For the bible tells me so. If he hollers let him go. And Bingo was his name-o.
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You know it's Xmas in the Peterson family because my mom already called my dad a faggot and I called my aunt a cunt.
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More filling out of applications. Additional skills: very stoic, acerbic wit, not very racist.
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@transnihilist I have stigmata. That's why I can't get contacts, only glasses.
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Defibrillator? I just met her!
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I ate some weird cookies and now my stomach is screaming and my pants are filled with shit.
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The longer I have to associate with certain people I'm related to, the harder I have to suppress my feelings of murderous rage.
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The #1 sexiest video is by Chris Isaak? I stayed up for this? Well, I'm angrily going to bed now. Wait...okay, it's pretty sexy.
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Rose and the Doctor sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S allons-y.
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I have decided that I want a Norse funeral.
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MugOfGasolineiamnotdiddy
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I am unable to take McG seriously. Because he calls himself McG.
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I'd get more done in my life but there are just way too many naked people on the Internets.
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My dad asked, "Didn't Bernie Mac die recently?" My 4 year old cousin replied, "He killed himself. With a knife." I laughed and laughed.
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@ericlemke Couldn't have been me. I used more than my eyes.
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You had me at hello. Kiss me, I'm Maguire-ish. #punbattle
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Um what? So there's Kevin Sorbo.
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MugOfGasoline
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A character in this flick has Tourette's and he just yelled out 'SMURF SHIT SKITTLE PISS!' I don't think I'll be able to return this movie.
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