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Oh you'd wreck my pussy if we fucked?
Bro, I'd wreck your entire life if we fucked.
We all are so tempted to remain fixated on negative shit.
Don't be afraid to unleash your inner bitch.
Honestly? Most of my problems could be solved with an orgasm and a nap.
I LOVE TOUCHIN STUFF
My ex is just not attractive to me anymore
I use to be sure he was the hottest guy ever
Now I'm just like, "Eh. He makes cute kids tho."
why is it that like 99.9% of girls look thin and cute in over sized shirts but i look like a beanbag
You want me to shut my mouth? Leave me speechless.
Hey girl, are you a tampon? Because you're a total self-absorbed cunt rag.
"I dont have control issues I just like to control issues"
My home security system is tiny clear Legos sprinkled all over the carpet.
I've never had a man apologize for getting me wet before.
But that is exactly what that officer did when he pulled me over in the rain.
Don't get me wrong. I'm a fan of love, but sometimes a woman just needs to be slammed, ridden, hair pulled and fucked hard against the wall.
See the sun is shining,
But you are not smiling,
And I don't know why.
You’re my favorite distraction
Alcohol is the rug that I sweep my problems under.
The sweetest cynical bitch you'll ever know. I run with scissors. ✂