Wrote a fun article about @moniquemadrid's "Bitch, I'll Cut You," and @shescraftychi Gapers Block A/C | Chicago  http://gapersblock.com/ac/2013/03/21/bitch-ill-cut-you-but-youll-look-great/#more …

From  http://MarriageisaJoke.com : "Comedy Couples: Ever and Caitlin"  http://wp.me/p2g41e-tZ  via @wordpressdotcom

Comedy fundraiser for @1800runaway July1 @ GorillaTango: @evermainard @lisalaureta @thebryanchamp @comedylawrence +more http://t.co/zsUqNxnB

Maybe after my death you will find out that I was an astronaut.

Where can you see a comic talking into a vibrating dildo? Only at @performanxchi. @puterbaughs @rheabutcher http://t.co/x5qnyirs

Sometimes I think I must be dying but it turns out I'm just "relaxing"

My 1-person show starts 1week from today & @charliesaturday opens on opening night! Tix at  http://studio-be.org   https://www.facebook.com/events/542256482460758/?fref=ts …

sometimes I feel like I could really just quit everything and spend the rest of my life doing yoga inside an avocado.

 http://www.steamrollerchicago.com  for info on #chicagocomedy

Today! 8pm @performanxchi at @pleasurechestch! Free 15% discount. https://t.co/EeOshLLu @jamesfritzcomic @glittercheese @jsteinbrunner &more

7pm FREE Coles @ladybroscomedy presents @mrchadbriggs @puterbaughs @goodrichgevaart @kelsiehuff @marlenarorigz @mindblowingpun &more #FB

@dantelfer @performanxchi http://t.co/OMRUvsyM

#FF cool comedy gals @kristincliff @krissimmons @rheabutcher @katiemcvay @stephhasz @amy_sumpter @nelliehuggins @elizmcquern @careycallahan

OBAMA- the number of emails you send me makes me think you're desperate. That is a quality I look for in a girlfriend, not a president. #fb

TONIGHT comedy fundraiser for @1800runaway w/ @comedylawrence @evermainard @thebryanchamp @lisalaureta https://t.co/xFnguoZZ Raffle& Prizes!

One way to conserve energy as an artist is to accept now that people will be misrepresenting you & your work for eternity.

JULY 1 show for @1800runaway is on ChiPride Calendar! #special @lisalaureta @comedylawrence @evermainard @thebryanchamp http://t.co/RI68gRKl

Hey guys, not all families look alike. http://t.co/qTb9CS7f

Me: Andy, you are so hilarious, where can I see you perform? Do you have a website? Andy (@andyandyfleming): Shut up Caitlin. #truehumility

Check out our Cowboy Motel! #texas  http://instagram.com/p/Zn66d7zWN0/