@cakemittens yeah i saw a t shirt and everything

There are two types of tweets in this world:
The ones that sounded better in your head
The ones that sounded better in your head

You Had the Means, Motive, and Opportunity, Charlie Brown

Hmm.. Apparently it means "The Bron"

@cakemittens girl got a booty like the ugliest pigeon in the park

he he he... feel like bein' an ass hole *rubs hands*

@cakemittens bless

this is so sweet and strange and sad and bad and funny all at once please watch it  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOlVB3DvREM …

@sallyelegant wow must be a real upscale place if you need an appointment to have your oil changed

message to the shy dudes of the world who are susceptible to advice like this: i, a woman, like kind, genuine men who treat me with respect.

which one of you goofs actually unfollowed him because im laughing

Do not go gentle into that good burger

@cakemittens alternate universe hulk is the incredible hug and he only gets friendlier when he's a Buff Muscledude

@cakemittens I agree. except for the hulk. i like him when he's angry, it's the only reason I go to his movies

#unfollow @oceanicfacebook! He's so close to having less than 2000 followers >:) >:) >:)

@dhe_alphasix @cakemittens speaking of curdling. you bathe recently mittens? something smells pretty sour. maybe it's your attitude lol

@cakemittens lol

@cakemittens @interstate__8 cold blooded

@cakemittens Word.

@cakemittens kiss me