Exclusive! Here's the famous David Garrett fake ID. http://twitpic.com/2oiuoh

One positive for the Warriors. They get to leave Canberra.

Tip for job seekers: If applying for a job at the Herald, don't write 'That's why I think I'd be perfect for the job at Stuff.co.nz'.

Why does the guy take the Steinlager can to the pub to watch a semifinal? He's not going to open it after that game.

@andrew_mulligan Keith Quinn commentary as well. #ohohoh

Second question at Marc Leishman presser: Did you watch Greg Norman in 1996? Surely Crocodile Dundee questions soon after.

One positive for Phoenix fans...at least they don't get relegated.

The Warriors last victory was two weeks before The Dark Knight Rises was released at the movies.

Cristiano Ronaldo from FIFA 04 to 13  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQFNGGfg-Hw …

@andrew_mulligan am I crazy or does this Aussie drugs thing puts a HUGE question mark over their DHL Cup win?

I blame Mike Hesson. #kenya!!!!

@andrew_mulligan I picked up 'Bain does something' off waivers this morning. Score.

Telemarketer: Are you the person that uses this number? Me: Think about your question carefully. You called me. Of course I use this number.

@guywilliamsguy quoted in the Daily Mail.  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2228032/David-Beckham-bat----says-New-Zealand-Primer-Minister-John-Key.html …

Did John Key sign off the spying on the sharks? http://t.co/rbGmlCkp

Awesome job by McOnie getting Bolt. http://t.co/3QFrHJ5x

Why didn't TV3 have Kim Dotcom and Sonny Bill co-interview Bieber? Ratings bonanza!

Footballer Leon Knight commentating on videos of his goals....brilliant. http://t.co/nrtMhnxc

Are you a NZ cricketer who once took part in match-fixing? The @nzherald wants to hear from you. #onlyjoking #seriouslythoughgetintouch

What if David Bain made an Olympic equestrian team? What if he won gold?