Celebrities That Look Like Mattresses - http://t.co/z4FnGSrX

I am obsessed with black and white balls.

I wish my hair was long enough to conquer a messy bun.

@tawwoods More Kenzo?

I'm wearing my new Chanel pumps today.

Just googling 'Designer Mugs'. I'm so grownup/bourgeois.

My life is SO editorial.

That's not writing, that's typing.

50 Shades Of Grey is a great wardrobe aspiration.

God I love the Dick Smith advertising copy - pic.twitter.com/sg94UtQz

How dare this establishment indulge in lackluster produce transports!

If it's not tweet-worthy, I won't do it.

I have very good eyes.

If you're hot, you get surrounded by bitches, and that's been the story of my life.

There is a Sphynx breeder in Taupo called 'The Nude Ranch'.

Great news everyone! It is warm enough to retrieve my Crocs from their Winter hibernation!

I think I am a Hollaback Girl, TBH.

If I see one more Givenchy inspired nose ring I will shove a needle through my septum and the blood will be my true accessory.

I am the boy from Frank Ocean's summers past.

@tawwoods @lukamues @sbhnocnnr Of course. It's my office.