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I'm gonna start signing off all my emails "The World is a Vampire"
For any current or former Alberta / #yeg people @omar_aok 's story on Burger Baron is a MUST READ : http://www.calgaryherald.com/swerve/features/Burger+Baron+food+chain/8329346/story.html …
Diarrhea of a Wimpy Kid
Everyone interested in #topoli should check out @jj_mccullough 's super Kawaii cracked-out Rob Ford http://www.filibustercartoons.com/index.php/2013/05/21/controversies-piling-up/ … #yyz
Real Dating Profile "I'm always up for adventures. I once kayaked to see Jimmy Buffet". I just had so many strokes
"But what about those times when my tweets got no Favs?" and Jesus said "My son, that's when I was lolz-ing so hard I forgot to Fav!"
I'm too hot to finish walking down Yonge. Which sex store do I crouch in front of to find the warp whistle?
Twitter on A Saturday Afternoon: Only women are awake and they're all eating pancakes.
My last wedding of the year today. Upside: It's between Channing Tatum & Rachel Mcadams. Downside:Outside and we're pretending it's spring.
Savor this: You're in the rare position where if you find out someone you know DOESN'T smoke crack you'll be disappointed
Let it be known, regardless of our relationship, if you're deep in the emotional shit you can count on me. I'm over friends becoming corpses
I have to go to a party with all Psychiatrists tonight. It's like a knock knock joke and private hell all wrapped in one!
Hard to justify the time/money it takes shopping for summer clothes for my 40lbs heavier frame when I could just walk into traffic and die
Young man slowly climbs to own death. Also I write a video now and again