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  • camillard
      Cam @camillard

    Tired of elderly relatives accosting you at weddings saying "You're next"? Well, next time you're at a funeral, say the same thing to them.

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  • camillard
      Cam @camillard

    Wowsers. Ladbrokes have it 8/1 that Cameron will step down by end of week?!?

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  • camillard
      Cam @camillard

    Apple's new iCloud misses potentially lucrative packaging opportunity: http://t.co/3qWLIcl

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    khalid0ubharadc23
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    charliealmondmacintoshISAYLOOKAGAINWhatleydude
  • camillard
      Cam @camillard

    Guys, just remember that whilst Cee Lo Green may look like a horny oompa-loompa, he definitely gets more ass than you. #XFACTOR

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    HerrDirectorrobmay999CatSimmonsalexsheppard
  • camillard
      Cam @camillard

    BEST euphemism for your vagina; The Good China - because it only comes out for special company. You're welcome!

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    raimundberensbluntspearnathanhainesHerrDirector
  • camillard
      Cam @camillard

    Best. Room-mate. Ever. http://t.co/SMAlQlb. actually, sod room-mate -I'ma wife-it!

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    mrchrisadams
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  • camillard
      Cam @camillard

    Dear Every Magazine Ever, What kind of fucked-up twisted world do we live in where Blake Lively is considered 'curvy'...?

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    FlissWaltoneleanormatsuuradamola2000
  • camillard
      Cam @camillard

    Dear Iceland. What ungodly f*cking canape bastardisation is a hoisin-duck xmas-tree??!! Why do you hate food? And xmas?

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    GeorgiXoXopaulvipond_joshrivers
  • camillard
      Cam @camillard

    New. Kanye. Album. Spring. 2012. #IDie!

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  • camillard
      Cam @camillard

    Starting a hashtag - What are your sex dealbreakers? Eg: If you go home with someone and they don't own any books. #DontShagThem!

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    HeadlongTheatre
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    JoelHorwoodHerrDirector
  • camillard
          Cam @camillard

    @whatleydude Don't like gay marriage? Blame straight people - they're the ones who keep making gay babies.

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  • camillard
      Cam @camillard

    I wish I could explain the immensity of fucks I do not give about Pippa Middleton...

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  • camillard
      Cam @camillard

    What happened to Hugging a Hoody, Cameron...?

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  • camillard
      Cam @camillard

    Missoni for Target? Please understand that I will cut a bitch... Nothing personal, just fashion. You understand.

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  • camillard
      Cam @camillard

    This is gruesome... I'm not a huge fan of Gordon Brown, but Jesus... http://t.co/6JedKls #NewsInternational #TheTimes #Computerhacking

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    andywhitewayM13KDXdigitalmaverick
  • camillard
      Cam @camillard

    You say: "I'm just a guy's girl!" I hear: "I'm a slut, and will try to fuck your boyfriend."

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  • camillard
      Cam @camillard

    On the beach watching topless men play volleyball, slowly eating a hot-dog, 80's music blaring on a boom-box. I am gayer than Top Gun.

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  • camillard
      Cam @camillard

    Banana Republic is exclusively for women who have sex with the lights off.

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    christinafranksHerrDirector
  • camillard
      Cam @camillard

    @barbaraboner This is what it looks like over grey. :) Xx http://t.co/iKppGe8F

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    BarbaraBoner
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    BarbaraBoner
  • camillard
      Cam @camillard

    Dear internet. If anyone has a spare Week 2 pass for Coachella for @oonacc please let us know!

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