Good people, good music, good vibes. ✌

It's not summer until you have a bonfire and camp out while stargazing with a group of friends.

I love drinking at my house the most because I can just wear knickers and nobody will judge me.

If it weren't for masturbation, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.

I have a great admiration for vegetarians. Not because I care about their cause. Because more meat for me.

If I am nonchalantly nodding and agreeing with you, I'm probably not listening.

Today I'll be wearing the clothes I slept in. That are also coincidentally the clothes I wore yesterday. I'm classy. Who wants to make out?

When electronics don't work in our house @robynthingz and I just shake them until they are fixed or they die forever. #hackers

Just talked to someone who made me roll my eyes so hard I think I sprained them.

Sorry for my silence today. I've had a bad case of productivity.

There is a cat in heat in my neighbourhood. Chill out, sister. I know life's rough.

'____ is now following you on Twitter'. GREAT. Another person to disappoint. Welcome, sorry.

Always put on something cute for your drug dealer.

Goodluck with wearing that face all over the world.

Always feel like a floozy when I wake up in a hotel in my own city.

I drank too many free beers last night.

I have fans you guys.

"Hey Nicola. I am a big fan, your biggest fan. I love what you do on the Internet."

Tonight a skateboarding chick with a 4 pack of Smirnoff Ice smoking a cigarillo saved my life.

I like you I hate you let's make out