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TO THE PERSON LOUDLY DRILLING HOLES NEXT DOOR: THERES' A HEADPHONE JACK IN YOUR POWER DRILL FOR A REASON. what do you mean "no there isnt"
#GirlsAreBadAtGaming the misogynist neckbeard tweeted defensively, sensing that his exclusive domain over the hobby was coming to an end
now i lay me down to sleepu / pray the lord my soul to keepu / if i die before the morn / pray the lord deletes my porn
new business idea: duck in a box. you go 2 store, buy box, inside is duck & everything req'd to get started - manual, duck food, litterbox,
watching a fascinating movie about three manhattan milfs and their imaginary friend, a talking horse named carrie
slender man decides to dig up the number for alyson, his slender highschool friend for whom he always had slender unspoken feelings
"You want me to postdate your negligent asault charge?" the DA asked. "Yes," I begged, "please post my neg-ass." #NoHoMoWriMoOpeners
babies are like action figures: they lose their value as soon as they're out of the package they came in #republicansextruths
LADIES-- call me 'v' cause i prefer to come after 'u'. get it? also i insist on wearing this guy fawkes mask the whole time we're doing it
why is it called MENstruating & not WOMENstruating? like it's all our fault! what kind of misandrist bullshit is this, i demand men's rights
parts of the female reproductive system include the vageena, uteringus, fallomapopian tubes and emergency shutoff valve #republicansextruths
texted @dog_of_flame's classic "woman, prepare your hole" line to the missus on my way home. wife wasn't amused OR prepared. marriage ruined
Shall I wear the clown shirt or the salmon Rush tee? #farfetchedliterarypuns
woof woof aroo
