boobs are great. and squishy.

ever since I started watching coffey chat, I now say "WATCH OUT WATCH OUT" like that blonde girl. No one gets the reference.

@mileycyrus uh it's "transgender people". We're not zoo animals.

I desire all of the ice cream #queerpeace

This is Peter 🐱 http://t.co/b2IfiVYJ

I'm a self-loathing sack of shit who really isn't that funny. or is that what makes me funny? oh I c

I'm the universal boner maker. *strut.strut.strut.strut*

Do you like brown grrls and lots of pillows? Well you're in luck because I want to cuddle!! #buttonbutt

I loved discovering you.

@kylesibert yeah because banning contraception TOTALLY stops ppl from having sex. Let's ban airbags too so there will be no car accidents.

One more: kiss more. I love kissing.

Things Cosmo magazine teaches me: If I don't know 50 ways to give a blow job I'll die alone.

Dysthymia convinces my body it aches when it has no reason to ache. Oof.

Crying because this is what my mom texted me when I sent her the Tampa Slut Walk article my photo is in.
http://t.co/LvDTaSB9

I'm in love with falling in love, but I always hit the ground too fast.

This  http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/19/opinion/williams-django-still-chained?c=&page=4 …

One time while sitting on someone's face during my period, I came a bloody mess all over their neck. He was into it. That works.

@hattirex hopefully a lot so they freeze out there never to return while I cackle from the warmth of my bed.

This fucking cat is screaming "NOOOOO"  http://youtu.be/kfdoQPvmQps 

The word "beauties" sounds like you're spelling out B-U-T-T's.