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You can pay for school but you can't buy class. Jk, you can't pay for school either, have fun paying off loans forever, scumbag
America's next top model train enthusiast
i've gained a lot of insight this winter. that's what we're calling body fat now, right?
At this point I could probably develop an actual algorithm describing the relationship between my daily intake of Mexican food and cannabis
When you split history into pre-crocs and post-crocs, society's downward spiral is much easier to digest
All I really want in life is to be Internet famous for a photoblog of cooking with various poisons
I feel like my life would've been significantly better if I'd watched more Lizzie McGuire
People in California don't eat pierogies or ice cream nearly enough. This needs to change. (My state of the union for when I'm president)
Youda Gouda vest
Basically my purpose in life is to remind you that the song "magic" exists
The meaning of life can be summed up in the word "wo'nt" (sic)
Just want 2 b cute *runs in2 pole* boyz *crushes natty ice on/neer sinus* boyz pls *amputates limb of total stranger* ne1? still singel lol?
Reminder: it's highly unlikely that you are even second best at anything! Happy Friday!
i'm browsing etsy, which i'm pretty sure means it's my legal obligation to punch myself in the mouth