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Please pray for all the people who are still sending us invites to play those stupid game apps on Facebook.
The closest we've ever come to time travel is saying, "Hang on I'm just gonna check one thing on the internet," and then it's 5 hours later.
Do parents REALLY need help with their "non-working technology" or are they purposely breaking it to get our attention?
No, I don't just watch Netflix all day. I also refresh the same three apps non-stop until--wait where are you going?
Sorry you didn't like the photo that actually looked like you. Let's take 16 more until we get one that's deceptive enough.
False praise helps no one. That's why I tell children exactly how terrible their drawings are. It's called Managing Expectations.
People are like snowflakes. I'm not really interested in their opinions.
People who can eat snacks and stop before they've finished the entire bag are wizards and should not be trusted.
If Jennifer Lawrence trips and falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Here's @thoughtcatalog's list of the funniest Oscars tweets. Thanks @robfee for including one of mine! http://thoughtcatalog.com/rob-fee/2014/03/20-of-the-funniest-tweets-from-the-2014-oscars/ …
It's almost Red Carpet Time, when we find out which designer made that dress and guess which eating disorder made that body!
4 out of 5 dentists are surprised when you run your fingers through their hair while they're working on your teeth.
What 'base' is it when he gets a restraining order against you?
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