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The better you are at taking photos of yourself, the worse you are at being a human being.
When someone gets loud and crazy if you question anything they say, don't get annoyed--smile as they unravel and the show just gets better.
Keep your friends close and your ex-friends closer. They've got screenshots of all your texts.
*Grinds xanax in with the coffee beans.*
"Just because I'm looking at my phone, doesn't mean I'm not listening to you," and other lies...
My biggest current pet peeve is when a waiter asks "How is everything tasting?" Don't ask me how it tastes. Order your own.
Just drove by a guy who was openly peeing, facing out for all to see. Welcome to Hollywood, what's your dream?
Pro Tip: HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE SINGLE FOR A REASON!
No thanks, cats. I already have enough rejection in my life.
Let the in memoriam segment serve to remind you we never know how much time we have with the ones we love. Be good to them when you can.
If Sunday wanted us to get up and be productive it wouldn't always fall on a Sunday.
Obsessed with everything about this story. So many layers. And her name is "Sparkle!" @joshmankiewicz @datelinenbc. http://laist.com/2015/09/15/glendale_murder_charges.php …
Thank you so much to everyone reaching out. I'm gutted. Please hug your precious pets extra hard today. Our time with them is way too short.
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