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Okay, there's no "I" in TEAM. But there's an "I" in PIZZA & BUNNIES & WINE & COOKIES & CHIPS & lots of good stuff why you gotta be negative?
Souvenir T-Shirt Idea: My family went to Disneyland and all I got was this lousy measles.
They say not to go to bed angry so what am I supposed to do, never sleep?
We're like "I've seen every Grey's Anatomy episode so I can basically perform operations," but what if our actual doctors are just fans too?
We're like "I've seen every episode of Grey's Anatomy so I can basically perform operations," but what if our doctors are actually the same?
My body is made up of 90% water and 10% crippling anxiety.
Maybe we should aim lower. Measure success in the terrible things we didn't do. Like at least today I didn't shit my pants.
I had big plans for today. I was going to be productive and get lots done. Aaaaaaaaaaand here we are again.
@hilaryduff Hate to break this to you, Hilary: https://twitter.com/capricecrane/status/497812849574412288 …
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