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You'd think the toothless guy with one shoe winking & giving me a thumbs up wouldn't really impact my day, but you'd be wrong. Still got it.
We see you, couple sitting on the same side of the booth who can't stop kissing, and we give you another 3 weeks of that nonsense. Tops.
People who try to defend themselves by saying, "I'm a good person," are 100% never good people.
If you can't handle me at my hungriest, you don't deserve me when I'm full.
Looking at Facebook is like using a decoder ring to find out which of your friends and family are the biggest racists.
Few things can burst your bubble like accidentally opening your front-facing camera.
It's 11:30am and I've already seen a man in heels and short shorts who looks better than I ever will.
Parents were the original "autocorrect."
Nobody on Malaysian Airlines Flight 17 knew today was the last time they'd speak to their loved ones. A reminder to love those close to you.
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