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A moment of silence for those affected by the terrible inability to understand sarcasm.
Is there a ribbon or a hashtag campaign to raise awareness for stupidity?
People laugh at dogs freaking out over doorbells, but honestly, I'm not so happy when my doorbell rings either. I just hide my panic better.
There are two types of people in this world: People who like Reese's Peanut Butter Cups...and complete and utter monsters.
"Great party! Thanks so much for inviting me. Could you show me where your nearest wall outlet is?"
When the going gets tough, I'll be opening my refrigerator for the 27th time to see if something new has magically appeared.
Relationships are basically just having someone to eat with. And someone to argue with over where you're going to eat.
I don't know what's more amazing: the unlimited knowledge available online, or that people refuse to research facts before posting comments.
My sunscreen is Netflix.
People are like, "Charles Manson is getting married and I'm still single?!"
Yep. Sorry you're so unloveable. Have a great night!
Someone please create an app that reads your texts to you in Morgan Freeman's voice so everything sounds important and meaningful.
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