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"You Won't Believe What Happens Next!" You're right. Mostly because I'm not clicking your stupid link.
When you're looking at your phone and you laugh at something, nobody gives a shit what it is. Quit waiting for us to ask "What?"
A better way to get me to donate money is to lose that clipboard and hold a puppy instead.
Something as simple as a compliment can really brighten a person's day. For instance I just told someone I liked their hideous outfit.
Once during hide-and-seek with an ex-boyfriend, I left and never came back. His wife's going to be SO surprised when I come home tonight! :)
To have a successful relationship the main thing you need to do is have no past whatsoever.
Life Hack: Send her a photo of you reaching the top shelf or putting the duvet cover on the comforter instead of that dick pic.
Will the iPhone6 make my dad love me?
I'm not saying you're an asshole. But I'm definitely thinking it.
Those "I'm so lucky to be married to my best friend" Facebook updates are code for "I'm totally in the doghouse and I hope this bs helps."
Oh, it's hot out? By all means, please post that car dashboard photo of the temperature. Riveting stuff.
If thoughts could be prosecuted, I'd have been arrested for punching people so many times.
Urban Outfitters has apologized for selling their blood-spattered Kent State sweatshirts and say their "I ♥ ISIS" t-shirts are now on hold.
1. Vodka is made from potatoes.
2. Potatoes are vegetables.
3. Vegetables are good for you.
4. You're welcome!
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