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Nike dropped Lance Armstrong but didn't drop Tiger Woods. So I guess you can cheat on your wife, but not on your bike.
I have a hard time believing that Rob Ford was reading while driving. He's never shown any evidence before of being able to read.
Clever of Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis who are playing idiot politicians in their upcoming film, to meet with Rob Ford, the real thing
To the protestors in Toronto with signs that say "Free speech does not allow you to ridicule any prophets." Actually, it does.
We live in a time when Facebook, which is basically an idea, is worth billions, but the whole country of Greece appears worthless.
Toronto Sun says 'Welcome to Hell'. Why? Are we going to be forced to watch Sun TV?
When I say I think women are smarter than men, obviously I'm not including Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter.
With both Kid Rock and Lindsay Lohan supporting Romney, it looks like he's really got the asshole vote nailed down.
Those small town Canadian Dads who built canals in their backyard for their kids to row their 8 man teams must be very happy right now.
Stephen Harper released his birth certificate today from General Electric Robotics Division. #elxn41
Pulling The Goalie #CanadianPorn
CBC News says Gaddafi wounded. Twitter says Gaddafi killed. Facebook has pictures of his cat.
Gosh, I wonder what a washed up former child star thinks of homosexuality. Oh hey, here comes Kirk Cameron right when we need him!
Good Lord, somebody please hook up Fred Willard's internet for him.
A cougar attacked a boy at a BC playground. The woman, 46, has apologized.
If Romney was elected I bet they would have changed it to White Friday.
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