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I've said it before and I'll say it again: pee dreams are the fucking WORST. My brain turns in to a hellscape or urine prevention.
whenever I try to microwave something for 100 seconds it always skips down to 59 seconds no matter what what the FUCK
[replaces all of the shampoo in the house with spaghettios] hahaha yes this is gonna be fuckin rad [realizes that I'm alone in the house]
Mega Man walks in to Doctor Wily's bedroom to see Rush curled up on the foot of his heart-shaped bed. Mega Man is suddenly "rock" hard.
I make 500,000 bells a day! Find out how! (The method Tom Nook DOESN'T want you to know about!)
Download things from 4chan: Never gotten a virus.
Download a recommended program from its official website: Adware.
"This stage requires the Wii U gamepad!" well I guess I'm not playing anymore bitch
There's an old woman playing Amazing Grace on a piano that hasn't been tuned since dinosaurs walked the Earth.
a special episode of Teen Titans where Starfire finds Cyborg’s weed and, because she’s an alien, gets hopelessly addicted to the marijuana
http://videogamechoochoo.tumblr.com/post/66239419435/the-first-choo-choo-contest … OFFICIAL VIDEO GAME CHOO CHOO CONTEST: DRAW A VIDEO GAME CHOO CHOO ANIME MASCOT. PRIZES DETAILED IN LINK I LOVE YOU.
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEDC79F33828B989C … AKIBARANGER IS LEGALLY ON YOUTUBE IN ENGLISH
Don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little. http://captainsnoop.tumblr.com/