I'm suspicious of @jcroft's promise to stop his "remember...haha" meme.

@daylerees In a parallel universe: "I want to sleep but I can't stop writing books, running, working on sites, chores, and shopping!"

hey @mediatemple, do your GS servers have Node.js support?

I blame @ryanflorence for pushing #coffeescript so much. Now I'm using it all the time

@jcroft It's time to hit it, quit it, you'd better admit it. You're nothing but a clown, I'll drop you to the ground

@mollydotcom Presenting at WordCamp SLC today. #wcslc

.@jcroft I guess words are a mothaf***a they can be great, or they can degrade, or even worse they can teach hate.

Better get crackin'. I hear it's supposed to be sometime soon if that guy on the corner on my route into work is right @mollydotcom

I never have bugs in my code, only some unexpected features.

@kolage It would be awesome if you made a music video parody of "Like A Boss" SNL skit. "Pushin' pixels, like a boss!"

@zeldman my girls love that movie. Every time we go camping in tell them to watch for him

@mollydotcom Delivering a note with said STFU message and a sandwich. Bacon for us gentiles.

@mollydotcom Life sucks, make sure you have a towel, don't panic.

@mollydotcom And that's what makes me feel all special inside.

I feel like the best way to "promote" #womenintech is to just be an adult about it, don't give preference and encourage regardless of gender

@chriscoyier a suggestion for that is to select one lucky fan per week and you'll do a qa with them about their website.

@mollydotcom My sister once tried to point one of them out to me. I purposely ignored it on principle. So you have support from one guy.

"I love debugging someone else's code." #shitdevsneversay

@d@daxhansen http://t.co/bCe8xFu3

@dougal That will only work if the fire has a separate log and flame for IE because it's not a standards-compliant burnable substance.