Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I hope that at his presser, Roy holds a "head coach" nameplate over his head to show off. And then he drops it. And then Shanahan scores.
So, clearly OK to cross check in front of the net now. At least as long as your sweater is racist.
Raffi Torres comes from the Mikael Samuelsson School of Kids Who Can't Shoot Good and Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too
I couldn't figure out why I was suddenly happy, until I turned on the TV and saw that Joe Thornton was sad.
Jesus fuck... where's Ken and Mickey when you need them? These shitbirds are creaming themselves over a crosscheck to the face
Ian White has a deep gash. Coincidentally, Kyle Quincey is a giant vagina.
Why is Patrice O'Neal starting for the Yankees?
The entire FSD crew is clearly scared of Babcock.
I don't give a damn how hot Perry has been this season, the highlight that matters most is that he got his shit rocked by Datsyuk.
Lol NBC butthurt
NBC just goes SILENT after the Wings score. Love it. Cry, bitches. Cry.
Guys. You gotta boil those.
Datsyuk has grown tired with limiting the use of his magic to fool goalies. He's now making invisible goals.
BRENDAN SMITH GOT 19 FUCKING TEXT MESSAGES! 19!! It is a sign from Bear Jesus.
I really really want someone to ask Budreau, "Bruce, where is your neck?" during this presser.
S'allright. Fuck Dallas. Fuck the blow-jibbers. Win. Keep winning. 17 more wins.
It's OK guys! We've got a coach who has this team by his little finger and will turn things around over the intermission. Wait. ...Fuck
"Thanks for sticking with us" is OK, but I think a better slogan would be "The 2013 Detroit Red Wings: This is why I drink."