If you pick your nose put it in your mouth then spit it out is that considered booger bulimia #confused

Some of you out there(generalizing) need to either up the meds, quit the meds, smoke another one, stop smoking,up the dose, quit cold turkey

Walmart- not the place to scope for hotties #fact

Twitter - where men are men but their avi's aren't

Seriously I'd like to leave a tweet but my schedule won't allow time for it

Remember kids sex can wait-masterbate.

If someone is into scruffy,unkempt,smelly,homeless types, does that make one a hobosexual??

I don't drink don't smoke don't curse don't womanize.,aw fuck just realized I left my smokes at the strip club next to my beer goddammit!

When in doubt coctail it out. #alcoholisthesolution

So. Don't wear you hoodie up in the US. Good to know. Also don't visit the US

Monkey see monkey be.

Will work for pay.

I loved myself today..several times including in the shower.

Well aren't you all that and a bag of potato chips.No-name brand.

Sadly today is only yesterday's tomorrow.

Trolling Twitter for something clever funny or interesting to retweet or make my own not easy as one might think pick it up #slackers

When life hands you lemons, coctails are in order. #lifelessons

Kids! If you've read dads twitter, I've been hacked. Damn you hackers.

I like sex.

Vodka tweets always make sense.