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If you pick your nose put it in your mouth then spit it out is that considered booger bulimia #confused
Some of you out there(generalizing) need to either up the meds, quit the meds, smoke another one, stop smoking,up the dose, quit cold turkey
Walmart- not the place to scope for hotties #fact
Twitter - where men are men but their avi's aren't
Seriously I'd like to leave a tweet but my schedule won't allow time for it
Remember kids sex can wait-masterbate.
If someone is into scruffy,unkempt,smelly,homeless types, does that make one a hobosexual??
I don't drink don't smoke don't curse don't womanize.,aw fuck just realized I left my smokes at the strip club next to my beer goddammit!
When in doubt coctail it out. #alcoholisthesolution
So. Don't wear you hoodie up in the US. Good to know. Also don't visit the US
Monkey see monkey be.
Will work for pay.
I loved myself today..several times including in the shower.
Well aren't you all that and a bag of potato chips.No-name brand.
Sadly today is only yesterday's tomorrow.
Trolling Twitter for something clever funny or interesting to retweet or make my own not easy as one might think pick it up #slackers
When life hands you lemons, coctails are in order. #lifelessons
Kids! If you've read dads twitter, I've been hacked. Damn you hackers.
I like sex.
Vodka tweets always make sense.
not a follower per se, am just following along, not so much a stalker as really into you FYI: the clock on the wall behind you is 5 minutes too slow