how many times do you have to make th same wish before it comes true?
I'm running out of eyelashes

after playing yesturday i woke up with bruises & scratches today.. looks like I had rough sex .. without the sex!

im not real sure what he did to piss her off, but my cat keeps spontaneously slapping my dog
I think I'm rubbing off on her

finally a couch ....
opening mouth & inserting xanex now!!!

very seriously contemplating playing in the rain!

The gym is my stress reliever
alcohol is my shrink
Valium is my sanity

apparently watchin don't be afraid of th dark was not a good idea considering my sis fell asleep & left me all alone in th dark!

hallelujah I made it thru church without spontaneously busting into flames... AMEN!

2 guys at th grocery store just bought 5 red bulls & a bottle of cocoa butter lotion
wonder what their plans are...

I call em April babies cuz they fools ...

I need to borrow a lap to lay my head in ... sooo tired!

when people suck<<<<<<<

and not in the good way

I woke up this mornin & told myself I was gonna try not to b too mean today

yeah about that....

not goin so well

but a little girl just told me she loves my toenail polish and my toes look really awesome!!

my sis askd y I didn't tell her I was gettin in th shower so she could take one too

i told her we aren't 2 nymore thats no lngr acceptable

finally off work goin home to hump, drool & lay on my couch that is if my dogs haven't beat me to it..

ughhh why did I change my sheets yesturday ... makes it that much harder to crawl out of bed!!!

I love my cat, she cuddles with me every nite, even when I don't want her to.

but tonite I did...

Sooo tired & still not there... and the time zone just changed lost an hour ... somebody/anybody move over & let me in bed!!

sooo true!! http://t.co/T6NGOgxo